Our Team

Ollie

Managing Director

Voted in as the man in charge of the company, although his leadership skills are about as good as his playlist. Known to speak his mind to some other members who are lazier than his left eye.

Jack

Finance Director 

Essentially, he’s the one to blame when the company descends into crippling debt. Entrusted with the bank details and as of October, he hasn’t spent any of it on cheap ginger hair dye or those trousers with weirdly positioned pockets.

Jacob

Company Secretary 

Straight out of the 19th century, Jacob is known for being late to meetings as they are often unable to facilitate arrival via zimmer frame. Yet to make any coffee or record any meeting minutes. Be sure to drop him a line about anything that happened before 1900.

Will

HR Director 

The only thing lower than his bank balance is his company workload. Makes up for his ruthless lack of productivity with his editing skills. Nearly always seen within 5 metres of a can of Coke. 

Charlie

Marketing Director

Compensates for his lack of maturity with excellent pitch ideas. Expert in doing the bare minimum. The only thing longer than his phone calls is the distance from his chin to his forehead.

Daniel

Marketing Director 

As a Newcastle United fan, Daniel is used to having to stretch far on a tight budget. Unfortunately he is a Geordie who lives in Yorkshire, so you will lose money while around him as you will require the services of an interpreter.